Seek Medical Attention!

Maybe you are thinking, "This girl's life isn't THAT random/awkward. She just seems to be in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people." If only it were that simple.

Proof that my life is ridiculous: 

I am allergic to the skin of limes. Deathly allergic. I carry an epipen and emergency benadryl with me at all times. And wear a medical ID bracelet.

I am also allergic to coconut, and anything derived of coconut. (Shampoo, soap, burt's bees chapstick...you get the picture). Luckily, I won't die from coconut. I just swell up (think Hitch) and lose feeling in my lips. It's kind of like having a stroke. Or going to dentist and getting wayyyyy too much novocaine.

I'm also allergic to spray on glitter (learned that the hard way), dust, ragweed, various medicines, and liars. What can you do?